Did you ever hear the one about the guy who had
“the clap”
so many times that his friends began to call it
“the applause”

Before we begin, a quick word on words and language in this Piece. We’ve tested many ways of communicating sensitive, sexual information to you. Many organizations have tried using standard medical jargon, but of course this hasn’t worked well. (40 years + of HIV/AIDS, and 50,000 new infections each and every year, over 87% due to gay male sex. Something has to change.)

We at GMJ made the decision to speak to you as adults about sex, because it is an adult activity and frank, real talk, works best with most in our community. It’s not our intention to offend, rather to educate on a standard level, speaking to you, the way you speak and how you speak to others. So, yes, we use “bad and naughty words”, instead of medical ones sometimes, but so do you. We want to meet you where you live and help provide fact and researched based information for you to make life decisions that work well for you and your partners.

It usually starts with a tingling or burning sensation when you take a piss, and then can take a nasty turn towards a yellowish, milky discharge from your dick or even anus (depending on how you get down). But either way, these are the tell-tell signs that you’ve been infected with gonorrhea. It’s also known as “the clap” because, legend says, that’s the sound your hand makes against your forehead once you realize that you have contracted an STD.

Either way, gonorrhea is a very common sexually transmitted disease, along with its sister chlamydia. They often travel in pairs, which can make detection and treatment a bit more complicated, but we’ll deal with that part later. For the vast majority of people, gonorrhea is a very treatable illness and (almost always) can be cured.

Yes, there’s been lots of fear being spread about the new super gonorrhea and its resistance to medication. But, resistance doesn’t mean it cannot be cured. Rather that it might take a different set of medications or for a longer period of time. This is not the time to panic. Keep calm and get your learn on!

What is Gonorrhea?

Caused by the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacterium, gonococcal infection is transmitted via some form of unprotected sexual intercourse or contact. The effects vary: the infection may take hold in your mouth, throat, urethra or anus with symptoms appearing between 2-10 days after infection, with some studies suggesting a possible longer incubation period lasting up to 30 days.

Oral sex, is known to produce more minor symptoms in the . . . let’s say, “dick suckers” throat, associated more with soreness for the estimated 10% of the population that will produce symptoms at all. Without proper medical testing, these symptoms may be mistaken or misdiagnosed as a cold, allergies or a basic sore throat. But this also means 90% of dudes infected with an oral clap infection are essentially asymptomatic. So proper and consistent testing is key! If you are sexually active, testing for gonorrhea, as well as syphilis, chlamydia, herpes and HIV should be conducted at least three times a year (yes, 3) whether you think you need it or not.

The two main reasons why gonorrhea is so common are:
1. carriers may be asymptomatic no matter where they were infected
2. it is a skin-to-skin, contact infection

No amount of bodily fluid transfer is needed to contract this illness. This might account for the estimated 7,000 new cases each year. So proper hand washing (for the duration of the “Happy Birthday” song) is a great first line of defense. Washing your cock wouldn’t hurt either.

Like some other STDs, gonorrhea is a major traveler and likes to get around. Sucking an infected guy’s dick can give you oral gonorrhea. And putting your cock inside of an infected mouth can give a penile infection. This also goes for anal sex, so when you are tested by your doctor, make sure that he/she is testing every portion of your body that is sexually active. Better safe than sorry, as the long term effects of not being treated are pretty gross. These include inflammation of the pelvis, joint and heart valve disorders, painful, swollen nuts and even sterility.


As gay dudes, we have a lot of options when it comes to our sexual activities, which is super amazing. But, this also creates a larger breeding ground for contracting and passing on sexually transmitted diseases. Since gonorrhea is so easy to contract and enjoys moving around the body, we’re going to examine the symptoms for each sexual body part separately, but keep in mind, some guys don’t exhibit any symptoms at all, and that some symptoms can be caused by non-gonococcal agents (so called non-gonococcal urethritis in the case of penile discharge). You need to get tested in any case.


sore throat

swollen glands

no symptoms at all


yellow/green/milky discharge

greater need to piss than normal fluid intake

burning sensation when urinating


yellow/green/milky discharge

soreness around the rectum

butt itch

mucus in stool

Why worry?

First off, never worry, but be aware. Gonorrhea, even though treatable, is no joke. Along with syphilis it is one of the fastest growing sexually transmitted diseases in our community. And because guys are not being tested, treated early, nor completing the medication routine, gonorrhea is becoming highly resistant to treatment. The CDC thinks that one day these new resistant strains will take away the first-line-of-defense of treatment options. So, goodbye to one-shot-in-the-butt and pill-based solutions. Also, as we stated above, its close relationship with chlamydia, and the dudes that are co-infected, create a low clearance rate of the bacteria.

Any good news?

Even as the United States has been seeing a “progressive development” of drug resistant gonorrhea cases, which require higher dosages of traditional antibacterial medications for a cure, more and better medications are being developed to combat this ever tricky bug. “At this time, no drug-immune cases have been identified in the United States,” says Sarah Kidd, a medical epidemiologist at the CDC. This means that the clap is still very treatable but some strains may require higher dosages, combination therapies and longer cure times. Luckily, for now, gonorrhea is still curable.

As we stated above, the rate for gonorrhea in the gay male population around the world is seeing an alarming rise. But this is good news because these facts are being reported in the news and there is a global response both from guys and the medical field. Even these so called resistant strains are being treated in America and Europe, with campaigns and multi-governmental strategies. What we, in our community, need to do, is follow the advice, get tested and don’t let fear force us into making poor decisions.

How do I protect myself from Gonorrhea?

We want you to dig a little deeper into this one and use this STD as a basis for how you approach all sexually transmitted illnesses. It’s very simple to say “wrap it up,” but condoms aren’t always effective in stopping any of these illnesses. We, as gay men, must stop believing that a thin piece of rubber is our greatest protector. It is this mindset—and its failure—which keeps biting us in the ass, literally. Condoms are the most effective way to prevent anal-sex gonorrhea infections but they do nothing for cock suckers.

We hate to use preachy “non-profit speak” but this is an opportunity to think about what is in your STD-prevention tool box. The very first tool should be your brain. Think first, then act. Not re-act, or act-out. So how about we use our big head in this case. Even though you should remain aware of the symptoms of gonorrhea, most guys don’t show them. Because of this, you have to actually do some work. This includes talking to your potential sex partners about possible gonorrhea infection—when was the last time they were tested—and stop believing the only STD you need to think about is HIV. Pissing out fire or green goo dripping from your asshole is not cute.

Communication is key, but so is regular testing, and hand washing. But, if you do contract the clap, at least for now, there is a pretty good chance it will be curable. Relax, go see a medical professional if you believe you have been exposed, take the medication (an antibiotic) fully (no left-over pills) as directed, and try to remember how you were infected, so that you may be more aware the next time.

NOTE: Some people just seem to attract this STD like flies to… well, you know. If you find that you are contracting gonorrhea over and over again, then maybe you should not only think about some lifestyle changes but check with your doctor to see if you are one of those “special magnets”. It seems that a previous history of STDs may make you more likely to contract the clap.

Treatment Options

If you live in the United States of America, your treatment options are pretty good. Even though the Centers for Disease control reports that “antibiotics have treated gonorrhea successfully for several decades, now the bacteria has become resistant to nearly every drug used for treatment”, this is not a cause to freak out. Nearly is not all. Be aware that the CDC has been issuing new guidelines and recommendations for doctors to treat these new, resistant, strains. So, talk to your doctor about your options and which medications may be right for you.

As usual, we highly recommend you keep it in your pants while you’re being treated, as you’re still contagious until your doctor gives you the all-clear sign. This includes sex with condoms. As stated above, gonorrhea loves to travel and you can still pass it on orally or through some other form of physical contact.

Partner Notification

Remember that part earlier about communication? Well, here is one of the harder parts. Talking to your prior and current sexual partners about your gonorrhea infection is a huge step in reducing the infection incidence rate and also a great way to slow down the progress of this bacteria through our community.

Since most guys don’t show symptoms, if you are the one that got tested or did show symptoms, you can be the “bigger man” and raise the bar for others. Yes, this may seem scary and also feel humiliating but we both know that it is the right thing to do. Not to shame-blame him (or them… all of them), rather to notify and help someone else out and keep them from spreading this illness. Who knows, if you think you cannot get it again, the ass (and dick, and throat) you save may be your own.